Kids as Art
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The first piece in the collection is square.
Her canvas is warped and there seems to be considerable damage to her structure.
However, the damage seems to be
at no fault to the frame,
rather careless or awkward placement
in storage where
the center suffered a lot of pressure.
This piece in the series is by far
the most technically challenging and impressive.
In an interview with the artists,
they mentioned that at the time,
they did not have as many resources to offer
this piece, and admittedly
gave more attention to
the second and third pieces.
They express that this piece
was the most successful and well-planned;
this panel could very well stand alone
as its own piece.
This piece now stands
welcoming visitors in an apartment lobby
in the Upper West Side.
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The second piece is
a custom made circular canvas.
To those unfamiliar with stretching a circular canvas, it can be challenging as it
requires a ton of patience and strength.
The shape of a circle requires precision
and perfection, which isn’t quite how he
is expressed. He is a palimpsest,
rich with references to former shapes and lines. According to the artists, this piece was the most challenging and unwilling to be how they’d wanted it to be.
I mentioned in an earlier critique that this piece looks entirely unfinished,
and while I would still say that there are some areas that are unresolved,
I would like to add that it’s improvisational feel adds to the charm and appeal of this piece. Perhaps I would revise those words to say: there appears to be an open-endedness to this piece that makes sense in some areas and doesn’t in others. This piece has gone through multiple collectors, and its current status is unknown.
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The third piece was an entire
accident the creators say.
The square canvas looks calibrated
and solid- quite frankly pampered as well, lacking the rugged qualities
of the first and second.
There is an extreme attention to detail
and strong sense of direction
instilled in this piece,
but regardless,
the paint seems to meander
in areas it shouldn’t.
Its composition includes elements
of the first and second painting,
however, the colors are more muted than
the vibrantly radiant colors of the former two. The artists marked this piece at
the highest value of the three,
explaining that this piece is destined
to succeed because of their faith in her potential. However,
there have been
no offers for this one.
We'll talk when we get home
Okay top three things that confirm I’m going to get an ass beating:
One, I come home later than midnight,
two, most of the phone calls from school and
third, any variation of “we’re gonna talk about this later.”
The latter is by far the scariest. Because at least for the first two,
there are options for potentially avoiding the ass beating.
If I can sneak into the apartment after my parents have fallen asleep
by the grace of god, my nocturnal ass’s night-vision, and calculated
footsteps on the least creaky floorboards I make it to bed, it’ll be in bad
taste for their own mornings to hit me. If I come home anywhere from 3-5am
it’s a gamble, because they wake up pretty often at these hours to pee at night.
And if by any unforeseeable obstacle like an ironing board unfolded, or disloyal floorboard, I make a noise loud enough to wake up my parents, it’s game over.
As for phone-calls? Those usually are caused by my own struggles with my undiagnosed ADHD and the nonsensicalness of calculus. Which is kinda
whatever, and inevitable because what am I going to tell my calculus
teacher? “Hi Mr. Pichkur, so you not boutta give me a 68 on my test
because if I show this to my dad he’s finna beat my ass. Could you
curve this up? Oh, it’s already given a generous curve and it would
be totally unfair to the other students to help my grade? That makes
a lot of sense, thanks.” Yeah. I actually already had a conversation
like this minus the abusive dad bit. Anyway, the third is the
scariest because I won’t really know what I did wrong until I
ask-- which by the way if you hadn’t caught on, not
knowing is ample reason to get an ass beating.
“Wait till we get home.”
Mind you, this sentence is not to be taken literally,
but rather as a ticking time bomb ready
to go off whenever we exit the public.